Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, January 28, 1893
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_Q._ What are the duties of a Station-master?
_A._ To be civil to season-ticket holders, and to refer the general Public
to officials of smaller importance than himself.
_Q._ What is your impression of an ideal Station-master?
_A._ A gentleman in correct morning dress taking a deep interest savouring
of sincere satisfaction in all the arrangements of the traffic over which
he exercises a qualified control.
_Q._ If he is asked why such and such a train is an hour late, what should
he reply?
_A._ He should observe cheerily that it keeps better time than it used to
do.
_Q._ Should he ever exhibit surprise?
_A._ Only when a train enters the station punctually to the moment, then he
may safely presume that there must have been an accident somewhere.
_Q._ And now in conclusion, how can an official secure in all human
probability a long life?
_A._ By taking care never to travel on his own line?
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